Throughout history, humans have devised numerous methods for choosing leaders.
We in the Common Household want to do our part to provide viable ways to choose steady leadership. Herewith, our illustrated list of ideas on how to select a leader.
|This is how Older Daughter studied for her|
biology test in high school. We could require
our leader to draw protist comic-book
characters and name the parts of a flower.
Twitter poll. Choose your bird carefully.
Folding a fitted sheet contest
|Before the fitted-sheet-folding contest|
begins, participants must be brave
enough to walk through this teen's room.
Whack a big rock with swords (the Dark Crystal method)
That's all I got. Sigh.
I suspect any of these methods would result in better leadership than we've ended up with in the HR this election season. Sheesh.
Appreciate your sense of humor in this dark time!
I mistakenly hoped that the Rs would split themselves and the Ds would end up with the chair. Alas. I'm also not having a great time in church leadership these days, but I suppose I never thought it would be fun. I hope you are well!
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