Youngest Daughter: “Clark Kent? Didn’t Clark Kent write all those books under the name of Mark Twain?”
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Dad: “Did Ben Franklin invent the toilet?”
Oldest Daughter: “No, that was Leonardo diCaprio.”
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Dad, explaining ancient comedians to the kids: “George Burns played vaudeville.”
Son: “Who’s Vaudeville?”
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Piano teacher: "Robert Schumann was born in 1810."
Youngest Daughter: "Oh! That's when my mommy was alive!"
1 comment:
I did not say Leo diCaprio. I said Divinci and then I said I was ABOUT to say Leo DiCaprio. There's a difference. At least I didn't think Beethoven lived in Greece.
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