Wednesday, April 16, 2025

Unofficial National Holidays

Some non-Hostess-brand snacks for
a non-cannabis book club gathering.

On “Tax Day”, that universally acknowledged and scorned US observance, I was in the car on the way to mail my deceased aunt’s final tax returns, when I heard an announcement on the radio.  The announcer said that this week through April 20th, Hostess brands is going to station a Munchie Mobile outside cannabis dispensaries.  I don’t partake of either, but I thought the world should know, because these are ripe times for both unrestricted cannabis and unrestricted snacks.  Seems like a golden opportunity for J. M. Smucker, now the hapless owner of the Hostess brand, which brought us such delicacies as the Twinkie, the Ding Dong, and Donettes.


I heard this on, of all places, the classical music radio station.  Yet another way in which our world is topsy turvy.


Forbes calls April 20th “the unofficial national holiday”. 


At the Post Office there was a lengthy line of law-abiding citizens who were there to get the official USPS date stamp on their tax return.  If only we could count on the government on the receiving end to also be law abiding.  

Our nation's flag, on Nov 4, 2016


Where will these citizens be on Apr 20th, I wonder?


While I was there, I realized I could get some of those pre-stamped postcards.  Which I intend to use to send messages to my Senators.  I bought fifty.  What messages should I send to them?


Then on the way back home, my car’s Check Engine light came on.  My anxiety skyrockets when this light comes on.  But I have learned that, unlike some current dangers, the light often just goes away after a while.  


May it be so.


Some tax-related political rally costumes of the past (first one still applies today):






Friday, April 11, 2025

Hands off, you jagoffs!

 Sunday April 6, 2025

Yesterday, April 5th, was a very good day.  As good a day as I could hope for given the current situation.  The spring blooms are starting to show, and so is The Resistance.


TL;DR - our Hands Off rally was a huge success.  We showed up, we listened, we yelled, we sang, we brandished signs, we marched.  I hope to God somebody noticed.  Maybe at least God noticed, although the track record might not be too promising there.  According to the Bible it took God 130 to 400 years (depending how you count it) to notice the Israelites in slavery.   Regardless, I’m in it now for the long haul.


If you went to a Hands Off rally on April 5th, I would love to hear about your experience.


 

Photo credit: Corey Buckner

The crowd extends well down the street in both directions.  Estimated attendance: 6,000+.  That’s probably me standing next to the sound equipment table, behind the pillar on the right.  Or not.  But that’s where I stood when I wasn’t trying to herd the general public off the portico.

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The excruciatingly long version, which I write mainly so I can remember it later:

Three rallies in Pittsburgh

The leaders of seven grassroots groups in Pittsburgh worked together to hold one of three “Hands Off!” rallies here in Allegheny County.  (The “Hands Off!” rallies were a nationwide effort.)  


My grassroots group is Progress PA, (or if that doesn’t work you can find us on Facebook, on Instagram.  PPA is also on Bluesky but haven’t posted much there yet.  I and my good friend J, the PPA Treasurer and person who holds the group together, helped with planning.  


Our rally was held at the City-County building in downtown Pittsburgh – we had about 6,000 attendees.  At the same time, another grassroots group, called “50501” (Fifty-fifty-one), held their rally at Schenley Plaza near the University of Pittsburgh. I haven’t seen any attendance estimate for that.  


Then later in the afternoon, there was a Hands Off! rally in Shadyside at the corner of Fifth and Shady Aves, hosted by a woman who has been bravely holding a one-woman daily protest at that location – that one had about 1,200 in attendance.


5 PM rally crowd at Fifth and Shady Aves.   I wasn’t at this one. 

 Photo credit: Rory M. 


Who was there

Our downtown rally had 10 (!) people slated to speak, including Conor Lamb, my former congressperson, and candidate for US Senate in 2022, who lost to John Fetterman in the primary.  Most Democrats I know now keenly rue that loss.  Only one of our speakers couldn’t be there.  


Other speakers were a disability rights activist, a reproductive rights storyteller, a trans activist, a public health advocate, a queer activist, a union leader, a chemistry prof, and the executive director of the PA Democratic Party (he did the most cussing of all of them).


Several members of Progress PA were able to attend, and helped with carrying stuff and herding wanderers off the portico.  


Pittsburgh Raging Grannies.  Photo credit: Heather Mull


We also had The Pittsburgh Raging Grannies, a singing group that writes alternative progressive lyrics to well-known songs.  At one point they led the crowd in singing the first verse of “America the Beautiful” (regular lyrics).  It was heartwarming to hear our huge crowd of patriots sing.  Then they launched into their own lyrics, of which here is one verse: 


How beautiful it could have been

Without unending greed,

And special interest politics

Have made our nation bleed.

America! America!

Where is the Bill of Rights?

All our dreams have been replaced

By rampant corporate might.


Chantress

For our Hands Off rally, I was put in charge of chants - pulling from various sources and writing some original ones.  I had about 10 days’ warning, but found the portion of my brain concerned with rhyme and meter is not what it had been.  (For instance, I wrote this in 2013.)  


I did come up with a chant in which the crowd’s response was “Hands off, you jagoffs!”  Jagoff is a local derogatory term which means “jerk” but it is more insulting than that.  


In high school, I would have been voted “Least Likely to Raise Hand in Class” and definitely “Least Likely to Stand In Front of a Crowd and Shout”.   But incipient fascism calls all of us to strange duty – I was tasked with doing crowd warmup with those chants, before the event start-time. 


Before the rally I printed off 3 copies of my 15-pages of chants, in 14-point font.  I didn’t have time to memorize anything.  I also did not have much time to practice, because these days I’m:

  • writing snarky-furious letters to my Senators, 

  • managing our grassroots group Progress PA 

  • helping to plan for three more grassroots upcoming actions,

  • learning better how to use the voter list app,

  • getting ready to door knock on behalf of School Board candidates, 

  • working as a member of the anti-racism team at church, 

  • singing in the Lenten choir, 

  • cooking for Passover,  

  • reading books. 

All good stuff.  But overwhelming. Oh yeah, and paid work (part-time).  


I put my chant papers on a clipboard that says [Younger Daughter’s Name], glad to be taking some family support with me.



What I brought


In addition to personal items (keys, cell phone, tiny wallet w/drivers license,

a bit of cash, a credit card, bandaids, asthma inhaler) I also brought:

  • Cap in case of light rain

  • Umbrella in case of heavy rain

  • Sturdy comfortable shoes

  • pb&j sandwich

  • a very old box of Froot Loops that I found in the closet

  • Water bottles

  • Kleenex

  • Lip balm

  • Cough drops


  • 3 printed copies of rally chants

  • 5 letters from me to my Senators, including 3 handwritten, 2 printed

  • Tiny flags: US, trans, LGBTQ

  • Bigger American flags (about 25-inch pole, so still not huge)

  • Rally sign with message (double-sided), wrapped in plastic.  I hate using the foamcore and doubly hate wrapping it in plastic, but heavy rain was predicted and for this one time, I didn’t want to mess around with a floppy peeling sign.


Before the end of the rally, I had left the bigger American flags behind

in a pile somewhere, and the people who had borrowed my rally chants

papers were at the opposite end of the march from me.  I only used my

rally sign during the march, as my role prevented me from holding on to

it during the speeches.  



Rally Day

On Saturday my good friend J and I arrived at the City County building at 11:30 AM and helped set up stuff.  We soon found our friend B, who also helped set up. At 12:15 PM I led chants for 15 minutes.  When I mentioned Senator Fetterman, there was a HUGE growl/ groan/ boo which took me aback – special animosity for our Dem Senator who has collaborated with the Musk-TrumPutin regime.  


Then the rally started in earnest at 12:30.  My voice was hoarse by then.  After a while I began to feel dehydrated, so I drank one whole bottle of water.  Not a mistake, but there were consequences later.  The rain held off.

Leading rally chants before the event starts in earnest

(sign language interpreter on the right).    Photo credit: Heather Mull



My other assignment was to keep random people from the crowd off of the portico, for the security of the speakers.  My friends J and B also helped with this.  It proved to be a near impossible task. A few people from the crowd came up on the portico to ask if they too could speak.  Ummm, NO.  One person told me she was dissatisfied with the first speakers because they hadn’t been using expletives.  “I just want to say ‘Fuck Donald Trump’,” she calmly explained.  (Later speakers used plenty of expletives.)  A few people just wanted a photo from up there. 


My former Congressperson (now private citizen) Conor Lamb speaks.  Photo credit: Heather Mull.

I heard almost none of the speeches, because the sound was distorted on the portico where I was.  I can tell you with certainty, though, that scientists speaking at rallies need to shorten their speeches.  I’ve been to several rallies now with scientists speaking 10-15 minutes.  Somebody please tell the scientists to just prepare an abstract!  No supporting evidence needed at a rally.  


Whenever there was a pause in the speaking, someone in the crowd would start their own chant.  Everyone was energized.


A few times I did go down into the crowd, to get some photos. The crowd extended way down the street both ways, and also into the parking lot across the street.   A congenial and yet angry bunch of people.  


The rally was a huge success.   Church friends and other friends later confirmed that whereever they were in the crowd, everyone was pleasant, friendly, and helpful.  The speakers and chants were invigorating.   The crowd stayed for a whopping 90 minutes listening to speeches.  I felt weak and dehydrated again so I drank more water.  There was one incident of fainting (not me).  One Progress PA board member, T, was nearby; T’s spouse L, who is a nurse, was able to assist until the paramedics arrived.  Thank you, L!  Such events often have at least one fainting incident. 


National reports noted that none of the Hands Off rallies around the country included violence.  (Unlike Jan 6, 2021.)







Marching to Mellon Square

The speeches ended, and we marched up Grant Street, turned the corner and marched down Liberty Ave to Mellon Square (which is not the same as Mellon Park or Bakery Square).  Waiting for us at Mellon Square were the giant Trump Chicken, and a tent with a place to drop off letters to be hand-delivered to our Senators. (I dropped off my 5 letters.)  A saintly person brought water bottles for marchers.  I was still parched, so drank more water.



The Trump Chicken.  Photo credit M.H.



And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

At Mellon Square we had one more speaker - a rep from an immigrant rights organization, substituting for the original speaker who couldn’t be there.  It started to rain.  By this time my bladder was like to burst, but I ignored it.  The director of the event unexpectedly asked me to lead a few more chants, but my three printed sheets of chants had disappeared, so I had to read them off my phone, in the rain.  We did a few, including this one (sing-chant):


I don’t know but I’ve been told

The people here are mighty bold!

And there’s one thing clear to me

The people here have unity!

Lies and threats will not divide

The People marching side by side!

Which I discovered afterwards is based on a US Marine Corp running cadence!  


Leading chants at Mellon Square,
near the end of the rally.


Finally at around 3 PM our resistance action ended.  My bladder said,

"Hey, it's been 4.5 hours." We trudged to the car and J sped us home

to her waiting bathroom.  I have to remember next time not to have

ANY TEA AT ALL the morning of a rally.


We will see if anyone pays attention to our effort.  Regardless of

what we do, spring has arrived and the trees are blooming beautifully. 

While I do like spring, my favorite season always is the fall

… of the patriarchy.




Friday, April 4, 2025

First Lines: March 2025 edition

If I get a chance to do the other side
I might write "Hands off libraries!"

Let's just acknowledge that there are
too many valuable things They have
put their dirty grubby grabby
fascist nihilist anarchist hands on.

Below are the first lines of the books I finished reading in March. Plus two I Did Not Finish.   Two I rated excellent.   Four books were part of a series.   In one book there is a minor character with a physical disability.


I’m supposed to be getting ready for tomorrow’s Hands Off! rally.  I made my sign and I have my letters to my Senators.  But I just received two books on my kindle which I have been eagerly waiting for.  The desire is strong to stay in tomorrow, read all day, do laundry, and cook for Passover.  And if I cave to that desire, democracy dies.  Onward!

 

Book 1

Those little bastards were hiding out there in the tall grass.

 

 

Book 2

John Betjeman was right.  Nothing bad could ever happen at Peter Jones.  Thus thought Archie Williamson as he sipped his cappuccino and looked out over London’s rooftops from the Sloane Square department store’s sixth floor cafe. 

 

 

Book 3

Thursday, May 19, 1921; 12 days before

Angel

Everything was as it should be on the nineteenth day of May in the hopeful year of 1921.  

 


Book 4

On a Hot Day We Dream of Tea

In Botswana, home to the No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency for the problems of ladies, and others, it is customary – one might say very customary – to enquire of people whom you meet whether they have slept well.


 

Book 5

The Library Lady

“That slowpoke Sarah!” Henny cried.  “She’s making us late!” 

 


Book 6

A Student Visit

“Well done.”

Perveen Mistry spoke aloud as she slid the signed contracts into envelopes.

 

 

Book 7 

Writing my memoirs has been no easy task.  I began putting down on paper my experiences from September 11, 2001.


 

Book 8

Morag Merrilea was an art student, earning money in her summer holidays by working as a secretary for Shopmark Fashions in Cnothan in the Scottish county of Sutherland.  She was English and considered herself a cut above her fellow workers.

 

 

Book DNF #1 

This is where the dragons went.

They lie…

Not dead, not asleep.  Not waiting, because waiting implies expectation.  Possibly the word we’re looking for here is…

…dormant.

 

 

Book DNF #2 

Darkness came on that town like a candle being snuffed.  





The titles and authors revealed:

 

 

Book 1

James

By Percival Everett

303 pages • first pub 2024 

fiction historical literary.


Excellent in every way.  Reads smoothly and quickly, and yet gives the reader much to think on.  Highly recommend. The “little bastards” referred to in the first line are Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer – it’s an accurate assessment of their character.


Trigger warnings on racial slurs, racism, racial violence, rape, murder.  For Book club #1, to discuss in May.  Maybe I will reread it before the discussion.

 

 

Book 2

The Excitements 

by CJ Wray 

304 pages • first pub 2024.

fiction historical thriller


Slow start.  No excitement until about 40% in.   This book did an unseemly amount of hopping around time periods.  Made me kinda dizzy. I did like one of the main characters – Archie – but really didn’t like any of the other characters.


 

Book 3

Angel of Greenwood

By Randi Pink

296 pages • first pub 2021

fiction historical Y.A. lit


I thought this book was excellent. It was proposed for the 9th grade curriculum at a local school district, but rejected by the ultra-conservative school board there.  They claimed it was not advanced enough. 


Balderdash.  I found plenty of advanced vocabulary.  It has a great story line and fine character development.  The most fascinating part to me was the presentation of conflicts between the approaches of Booker T. Washington and W.E.B. Du Bois on how to achieve racial equity.   What an excellent way to introduce high school students to these two thinkers!


The title character Angel is rather too perfect, and yet she was quite likeable.  The other main character Isaiah had more depth, is more troubled, and is also likeable.  Other readers complained that the author did too much “telling” rather than “showing,” but I disagree.  I thought the author did an exceptional job of showing the “agency” of the people in the town, before the attack by White people.  It’s rather like the town at the beginning of Their Eyes Were Watching God - a town run entirely by Black people, without White people interfering.  They create for themselves a normal life.  It’s really important for all readers, and especially White readers, to see this kind of portrayal.  


What would our country’s history be if Greenwood had been allowed by White people to continue?


 

Book 4

The Limpopo Academy of Private Detection (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency #13)

Alexander McCall Smith

257 pages • first pub 2012

fiction mystery 


Huge amounts of tea drinking.  I had read this book before, but long enough ago that I remembered none of the details.  There are some sweet moments.


 

Book 5

All-Of-A-Kind Family (All-of-a-Kind Family #1)

By Sydney Taylor

188 pages • first pub 1951

fiction classics historical. middle grade


Scenes in the life of a Jewish family living in the tenements of New York City.  A light children’s book with a lovely little plot twist at the end.  For PT book club in April.

 

 

Book 6

The Bombay Prince (Perveen Mistry #3)

By Sujata Massey

349 pages • first pub 2021

fiction historical mystery.


A murder mystery with many interesting characters.  There were many limitations on women in that society at that time period.  Are we heading for the same here?

 

 

Book 7 

A Small Contribution: Memoirs of a Social Worker

By Morris R. Heney

216 pages.  2021.


A book I happened upon, on Hoopla.  One of my progeny has a degree in social work, so I was immediately interested.  And it reminded me that my father wrote his memoir.  This book was probably self-published.  There were some editing errors - a few repeated sections, misspellings.  I skipped some parts that were more policy-oriented.  But overall I found it interesting.  I remain grateful that there are people like the author and my progeny who do this difficult work, with little financial reward.


So far I don’t like reading ebooks on Hoopla.  The text is more readable on the Kindle.  But I would like to depart from Amazon products.  I’m stuck.  There is something called Kobo but I don’t have a clue how I could use library books on it, and right now I feel too distracted to change. 


 

Book 8

Death of Yesterday (Hamish Macbeth #28)

By M.C. Beaton

272 pages • first pub 2013

fiction mystery


Sooooo many murders, in just one little Scottish town!  Soooo many escapes!  Not a great read, but distracting enough from the real world that I decided to finish it.  The internet says the author’s quality of writing declined in her later years.  


 

Book DNF #1

Guards! Guards!  (Discworld #8)

by Terry Pratchett

416 pages • first pub 1989

fiction fantasy


Recommended by Older Daughter.  Pratchett is a brilliant and clever writer, but I find his books too dark.  Lots of dank, shadowy scenes, in a world where integrity and valor are not rewarded.  (But is that not the world we actually live in?)  Some amusing parts, but plenty of owls and rats, thieves and grifters.


 

Book DNF #2

The Cold Millions

By Jess Walter

352 pages • first pub 2020

fiction historical


Not sure why I couldn’t finish.  Writing style was difficult?  But it seemed to fit the setting of the book, which I usually appreciate.  Too violent?  Given that it’s about unions in the early 20th century, it was bound to include violence.  Too much else to read?