Wise men gather at the manger:
|Finger puppets from the Unemployed Philosophers' Guild.|
Left to right: Ben Franklin, Edgar Allan Poe, Barack Obama,
Isaac Newton, and William Shakespeare.
Not pictured: Karl Marx finger puppet.
(Did you really expect to see him at the manger?)
Battlefield station for Operation Holiday Card-writing:
We are SO ready for this tree branch to be gone. The Tree Man is coming tomorrow. Then it will be safe for tall people to come to our house.
|Why do I always wait for the coldest day to get the Christmas lights up?|
Answer: So the neighbor can make fun of me, every year.
|Staying warm requires extra layers, not to mention STAYING INSIDE.|