Common Household Thoughts about God and the Bible

Conversations recently overheard in the Common Household.

Husband:  Do you think that God would be in favor of national health care, or against it?

Youngest Daughter:  On the one hand, since God wants us to solve our problems ourselves, he is against it, but on the other hand, God wants us to survive, so therefore God would be in favor of it.

Oldest Daughter:  Since we all know that God is a Democrat...

Husband:  You mean, a Libertarian.

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Me:  The Bible study is on Acts.

Son: Is Ax part of the Book of Armaments?

Me:  It’s the Acts of the Apostles.

Son: The Ax of the Opossums?

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Husband:  How come God didn’t make us with eyes like the octopus?

Oldest Daughter:  Because we are narrow-minded and we can only see one point of view.

 - - - Ah, yes.  How true.  - - -