Thursday, February 27, 2014

Common Household Proverb: The Shower

Hearken to me, O woman, and learn that if, one day, you decide 
         to start a load of laundry consisting of all the dirty towels and then 
you decide to take a shower at that same time, then, O woman, 
do not cry out in surprise when 
          a) the shower’s springs of water have dried up like a wadi in the desert and 
          b) there is no towel nor any cloth to cast about you when you into the cold bathroom air step thereunto.   

Then does Wisdom cry out and laugh at your calamity.


joanie said...

labels could also be "proverb cold shower" ... never knew there was one about a cold shower but, oh, it doth sound interesting!

joanie said...

doth it not?

Alison said...

Verily, I doth laugh too hard to come up with anything clever to say, but couldn't readeth and not repsondeith!

The Crislers said...

"Like a wadi in the desert-" love it. This should be in those proverb of the day calendars.

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

I adore it when you get all biblical here on us!

WordsPoeticallyWorth said...

A great piece that I enjoyed reading.

Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

Cassi Renee said...