If you give a Scout a shovel,
He’s going to want to dig a hole.
When he starts to dig the hole,
As he wields the pickaxe he’ll injure his wrist.
After 6 slices of pizza he’ll look for his water bottle.
As he drinks he’ll think of how proud his Scoutmaster would be that he remembered to bring his water bottle.
When he returns to the trail to dig, he’ll find that another Scout has finished digging and has put the 6-inch pipe in the hole.
He’ll need a tool for moving the gravel and dirt.