Sunday, July 24, 2011

Common Household Proverb

Verily I say unto you, do not spill pickle juice on the kitchen floor, lest it flow under the refrigerator.  And it shall come to pass, even if you clean up the visible pickle juice, that after three hours the smell of the pickle juice under the refrigerator shall be an abomination to me, and my wrath shall wax hot. And you shall consider yourself lucky that you have already escaped to summer camp.

For lo, if you had heeded my instruction always to properly tighten the lid on the pickle jar, yea, on all jars in the household, then you would have avoided this abomination.