Here are some signs which members of the family have posted around the house:
Posted by the Common Household Son:
"The blueberry bagel is MINE!!! No one else can eat it!
Posted by Oldest Daughter, on her bedroom door:
"Beware of Evil Sister," accompanied by drawings of girls in happy and harmless athletic activities.
Posted by Me, on various days during the winter. I put the sign up on the bathroom mirror, and then the kids can see it when they get up, and then they'll know they can go back to bed. For some reason, my son likes to save these. Note my futile attempt to ask for help shoveling the driveway on Feb 10. On that day, it had been snowing for 2 days straight. Or maybe three. I have pushed it out of my mind.
"Friday Jan 8 School closed!" (written when a school closing was all new and fresh to us. Notice how the signs after that do not have any exclamation point.)
"2 hour delay today Jan 28"
"No school today Wed. Feb 10 - Get up and shovel the driveway"
"2 hour delay today Feb 26"
etc etc etc
Posted by Youngest Daughter, on her bedroom door:
Get your wands made, cleaned and fixed here!
You also can get wands here! So come!
Time: 4 pm - 8 pm Mon-Fri
8 am - 5 pm Sat-Sun
Payment: In this shop, pay with crayons and markers"
There are more, but I will post them at a later date.