Haiku Mueller Report

Citizen does cartwheels in front of White House.  April 21, 2017

Mueller Report in haiku

Investigation

Presented in two volumes.

Exoneration?

  

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Volume One describes

“Sweeping and systematic”

Election attacks.

Trump campaign staffers

Fall all over themselves

In self-promotion.

Russians on Facebook

Harm to Ongoing Matter

And fooled most of us.

Papadapoulos

Is fun to say, and so is

Veselnitskaya.

Russian citizen

Offers info on Clinton.

Young Trump salivates.

At June 9^th meeting,

Only topic – adoption

Or so Trump dictates.

Early on November 9,

Investigative Technique

Wrote, “Putin has won.”

A crucial footnote¹²⁷⁸

Claims that stolen emails are

Not property.  Arrrgh!

Harm to Ongoing

Matter, Investigative

Technique, Grand Jury

The admissible

Evidence does not meet the

Standard, says Mueller.

Where were you on June 9, 2016? I was at this cabin in the woods.

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Volume Two details

Evidence of Trump’s attempts

To obstruct justice.

“We determined not

to make a firm judgment on

the case.”  Oh, Mueller.

The fact that Russia

Swayed our election threatens

Trump’s fragile ego.

He needs “loyalty.”

Comey offers honesty

To Liar-in-Chief.

In safes everywhere,

Contemporaneous notes

Lie in wait, as proof.

President asks staff

To lie, cover up, and change

The facts to falsehood.

Reasons for firing

Comey are shifting sands on

The beach of Trump’s mind.

Harm to Ongoing

Matter, Harm to Ongoing

Matter, Personal

President wants staff

To do the dirty work and

Say “Sessions, you’re fired!”

Like the son in the

Parable, they said, “I go,

Sir,” but did not go.

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Crime committed? Who

Knows?  Absolution? No way.

Have at it, Congress.

The Presidential Oath of Office